Cupcakes OR Sex....

January 2010, Daddy's birthday.....

Kids are in school all day so I take the opportunity to bake all the things that Daddy likes. I made 2 pans of brownies, 3 dozen or so cupcakes, a cake. (I was also unknowingly pregnant at the time if you couldn't tell.) The kids come home as everything is still cooling and help me decorate the cupcakes and arrange the brownies on the plate for him.  It is beautiful but I tell them they have to wait until after dinner to eat any of it. That was that and they went on about their business.

Flash forward a couple of hours ~

We are at dinner at the local Mexican restaurant, as tradition we celebrate there for everyone's birthday. We are finishing up our food when Brianna begins ask for fried ice cream. Since I had made so much stuff at home we politely told her no.

*POUT*

She asks again, and grandpa told her no, not tonight.

*BIG POUT*

She asks grandma, again she is told no.

*BIGGER POUT*

She asks me again. I respond and say "no not tonight. We can have daddy's cupcakes when we get home."

"OR WE CAN HAVE SEX?!?!?!"

"What? Did you say six?"

"Nope - SEX!!"

I cover my face because I am trying not to smile, I am trying not to say anything, my body starts shaking with the silent laugh that is now hurting my chest. Daddy is still staring at her in obvious disbelief, grandpa is laughing hysterically and grandma is just not sure what to do.

"I said OR WE CAN HAVE SEX!!!!!!!"

Now that the ENTIRE restaurant is looking at our table...

The tab is quickly paid, my head is laying on table and my face is red as I am gasping for breath...

"What mommy, it's just sex..."

Would you like some cupcakes??? OR JUST SEX??