After dinner tonight, Cheese, Grandma and I were sitting around the table talking and having a few laughs.
Grandma made a statement Cheese did not approve of so she stood up and walked to my mom and covered her mouth with her hand.
We giggled for a moment and then a thought crossed my mind. (This is a statement that I know she will be insanely pissed and embarrassed about when she is older.)
Me: So, uh, Cheese...did you pick your butt?
Cheese: NOT TODAY!!! *lady gaga eyes*
Me: *Blank stare*
Grandma: *Deer in headlights*
Me: That's just gross.
Ya itchy?? Let me help you with that.
